I was so blessed today at the fair to see a baby cow being born

Jimm Crack Korn

Oh happy days are here at last. I fyou haven't heard I am on my path to greener pastures. And by greener pastures I mean I no longer am going to be working at the ON. I have accepted a position at another retailer which is smaller based and has more of a family feel to it. The drive distance will be about the same, but it's all highway driving, so ten times faster. It is gonna rock.

I would like to say farewell, to my dear logistics team. You guys rock...well most of you. If you don't know if you are included in this then you know you don't rock. As for those above me...well I can say is thanks. Thanks for day by day expecting a beanstalk to a magical mystical kingdom with not much more than a couple beans. And thank you very much I believe I brought you that magical kingdom. And it will show over time. I couldn't be happier with the positive words that came from above, saying the depts looked better than they ever had. I take great pleasure in that. But I couldn't have done it without a team that is there to follow and take direction. And since I have put my heart into that team, they know and understand how hard I hae worked for them and their hours. Since more than anything we are on an understanding with eachother, considering we are both victims to the crimes that happen there everyday. The lazy get the hours while we the laborers bust our tails for nothing more than scraps. To my team of Customer service and Logistics I wish you the best of luck and know I am hoping the best in your careers and schools. Don't drop out of school, finish it up and be someone. Make something out of yourself and don't let the pyschos in the office get you down.

Dead Cows Dont Work

So i know up on your pedastool you are on top of your own individual little world, but let me put it as gently as possible. YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT. The only person that matters in our own private little world has the respect of everyone. If your actions could be proven to her, you would no longer be atop your self empowered egotistical step stool. The resepct given to you is of the lowest quality, almost the same I would divulge to my dogs fleas. Most likely less. You have this magical occurance of dissappearing for hours at a time, with no proof of your actions or accomplishments through the day. How do you expect to influence anyone in your life? You cannot even complete simple tasks that require the most minimal brain functions.
There are times I walk past you and don't even acknowledge you, and that is saying a lot.
I would hope one day the sun shines upon your ignorance and the truth of what you are shines brighter than the brightest flame thrower. It has been a long time since i have had to put on a faccade but thanks to your presence you make it a daily goal.

Here is the knife from my back...

So if I had enough vindictiveness in me to actually tell this person how much she means to me, this is how it would go:
Dear Biatch,
Let me start with from the moment we met I have learned one thing from you. And that is how to completely 180 my personality in the exact same amount of time it take a hummingbird to flap its wings. Your constant negative mood, unknown characteristics and rude comments are enough to drive any man as far away from you as possible. I do not understand how you have ever been held, and I doubt you have ever been told you have been loved. If so it was a lie, I am almost sure of it. The fact that I have to pretend to be interested in what you say only makes me want to wretch more. I pray fro the day that you vanish from my life, whether it is you leaving or me. I hope for your sake and everyone else I know that it is you. I have tried countless times to find the brighter side of this interesting relationship and it is never anything I put more thought into than the seconds around you (except this rant). If I was a doctor I would prescribe you one thing.
Seven large 18 year old fresh from High school, looking to find a quickie. You need what I would call "Bang Therapy".
The sun does not revolve around you, you insecure, rude, insensitive........"C". It revolves around me. That is why people like me and draw to me, I make them feel good about them, no matter how many times the screw up or piss me off. I still accept them for them.
Because that is what matters.
M.e.

Favorite Quotes....from Movies

"Never underestimate the power of the Darkside."

"As long as the world keeps turning people are going to be dizzy and confused."

"I've got two guns, one for each of you."

"See ya later Fatty."

"60% of the time it works everytime."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!"

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

Changing Focus

So this is a Tribute to me and all the things that I kick butt in.
Now you don't need to agree with me, it is how I view things and the last time I checked the Earth revolved around me......not the Sun. ;) Here is the list of Why to be part of my Fan club:

I know more about Star Wars than you....unless you are Garrick.
I will beat you in any trivia game...hands down.
I know more about Television and Actors than you.
I have a better sense of Humor and can take jokes like water off a ducks back.
I can accomplish anything I attempt to complete.
I rock at Old Navy.
I can destroy you in Mario Kart......don't even attempt.
I can impersonate more characters than you could even imagine.
I hear music in my head that you have never heard in your life.
I ROCK.
oh yeah and you don't.

Family

Where do you start?

I think i will make these short and sweet, so no one gets to tired of reading.

I love my life, I think you need to realize that no matter who you are, your life could be a lot worse. Seriously. A lot worse.

But for now I say, Life is fabulous.

I have this amazing person in my life, She loves me, she cares for me, dang she even Married me and now is carrying my baby. And will ultimatly deliver said Baby. I cannot think of more of an unselfish thing.

My Jamie is Fabulous, not only does she treat me like her lost piece of her life, but she makes me feel like everything in this crazy world is not so important, when next to her. Life is easier, less complicated and happier with her in my life.

I love her Dearly, my Jamie.